My friend Mike, every so often, will say, “Hey, Savior, this movie was horrible; you have to see it,” but it’s super rare he ever says dude this movie was so bad, do not watch it. In fact, I don’t remember him ever saying it. So last night when he finally said it, I thought I have to know how bad it is.
So there is the trailer; feel free to watch it. The premise isn’t great, but I have seen worse. A bachelorette party gets ruined by tigers that escaped because of a storm that ruined a zoo. I can get behind a gore fest. This trailer does not warn you about how bad of a time this movie is about to be.
Now, full disclosure. I am not bashing the people in this movie. The ladies in Tigers Ramage all did a great job with what they were given. I do want to make that perfectly clear: I am not an actor, so nobody come and tell me to act better; I probably could not. I could, however, make better decisions when making the movie itself. Dominic Nutter, the director, really needs to work on his craft. Normally, I don’t put spoilers in my reviews, but here is your warning. Spoilers are in coming.
Last warning: spoilers coming, any second. Stop reading if you are going to watch the movie, even tho I am telling you not to. So here we go, first off the tiger looks pretty good, but the deaths all look horrible. Worse, the movie doesn’t make much sense in a lot of ways. The storm was bad enough to destroy entire buildings and rip roofs off buildings. Every animal is fine, and the tigers were kept in by a chain-link fence.
Moving on from that, they learn about the animals at the end of the movie, which is after about two days of drinking. The storm happened the night before they arrived, which destroyed the zoo. This is fair, except they learn the only road in or out of town was flooded by a small amount of rain the day they got there. They are also told it will only be flooded for 24-48 hours. How does a small rainstorm flood something when a storm that tore roofs off buildings didn’t?
It gets even worse; they keep sending a blind woman to run errands for them, go get the chick from the hot tub right after we learn a tiger is killing our friends. She can’t see the damn tiger. Then they have to go save her. Now the blind woman does set a tiger on fire, which was badly done. She also kills one when somehow it mauls her and breaks her sight stick, and she stabs it once. She is unharmed, however. Yes, in the end the sole survivor is a blind woman who kills two tigers, one in hand-to-hand combat. Most of the story involves her coming to terms with not marrying her cheating husband because I guess it was actually a female empowerment story. Nothing about this movie makes it worth watching; worse, this might have been a decent gore-fest movie or even a decent love story thriller with better writing and a better director who could have made decent decisions. Skip this one, however, and may the gaming gods have mercy on your soul if you watched this one, and may they bring you glory if you haven’t.
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