Camp Blood Clown Shark

You know a movie’s WTF when you have a hard time finding an actual cover for it on Google. Savior and I really have to reevaluate how we pick our movie day watches anymore…

We begin with a familiar scene, a young woman being chased by a masked killer through the woods. She has visions that allow her to defeat the clown-masked psycho. After beheading and tossing his mask into the lake, all seems over…until the spirit of the killer finds a lonely sea bass, transforming it into a shark with a clown mask as it starts a new killing spree…

I might have made this sound better than it is. Going in I was hoping for another Graveyard Shark but alas, no. Not to say it ain’t still funny. The shark is stock footage with a clown mask superimposed over it. The computer effects make each kill with it look like something out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which admittedly was my favorite part. Sadly there’s not much clown shark in Camp Blood Clown Shark, but instead, a killer who skips around like he needs to shit- which is funny in itself but not as funny as the shark. The downside of this movie is it feels way longer than it really is. Clocking in at 70 min, it feels almost full length and I got bored way too many times for a movie this short. In the end, it’s meh as far as C movies go- thankfully not as boring as Fraternity Demon (1992) but there are definitely better WTF C movies out there. May the gaming gods bring you glory.

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Author: torstenvblog

Writer of the strange and everything; lover of horror, literature, comics, and the alien is my spirit animal

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