Just Go With It (2011l

Honestly if you have ever seen any Romantic Comedy with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston you know what this movie was about. Adam got his heart broken by a woman, he does some insane shit for years.

  He meets Jennifer Aniston,this time she works for him. He meets a woman he actually loves, he convinces Jen to help him fix the horrible situation he created. Some will they won’t they ensues.

Happy Fake Family

The movie has its funny moments but the real star here is just the overall chemistry that Adam and Jennifer have. I always enjoy their movies together because they just seem to enjoy being around each other. It would be super weird to find out they actually hated each other at this point. Shout out to the kids for playing their parts well. The movie is a must see for romantic comedy fans. It doesn’t break any new ground,but it does the entire genre well. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Flocking Hell (Demo)

So I got an email from Sextant Studios which you can find over on Blue Sky ( also feel free to follow me here ) Asking me if I would be interested in checking out their demo, and of course, I was only too happy too.

The game has an odd premise, and I am as the kids say, here for it. Hell has indeed opened up in the fields you call home, and you must connect the cities to defend yourself. You do this in what I can best describe as an auto battler meets strategy game for people who have little time to waste but want to have a hard time mastering something. Also, they grew up loving Minesweeper.

Did I mention, that you play as sheep? Yes, Flocking Hell refers to the fact you are indeed sheep. I do not know or care how these sheep built these full-fledged cities, but they have done it. You click these empty spaces to discover towns then connect them and watch these adorable sheep run to and fro to reinforce each other to defend against the incoming horde and after 80 turns, there will be hell. Sort of, the demons are honestly as cute as the sheep. I love those little guys even when they wreck me, and they did. For two hours I couldn’t get past level 4, I suck at this game. But damn if I don’t enjoy it.

A nice touch is the card system, you get them in between levels ( you do start with a couple) and they do various things like leveling up your cities or showing blocks, etc. They do cost sheep to use but the rewards usually outweigh the cost. I haven’t gotten the chance to use them all and I am far from having mastered the game and its mechanics, but check out the trailer below and absolutely check out the demo over on Steam.

Starbound (Xbox Review)

  Starbound finally made its way over to Xbox and chucklefish was kind enough to toss me a copy to check out which as you all know I always appreciate it.

Starbound starts out on what should be the best day of your character’s life. Graduating from a program that will allow your character to travel the galaxy helps your people survive. Just then, an alien force invaded your world and wiped the place out and you barely escaped with your life.

You and your trust pet make it off the world just in time for your ship to break over a randomly generated world for you to explore. From there you can do pretty much whatever you want.

Build up a small home, improve your gear, fix your ship up and explore the galaxy even more. Anyone familiar with Terraria knows how the game is played.

The game is quite nice to look at and it sounds even better. The sounds are great to listen to as you tinker with little things in your base or as you dog around trying to find something new to build.

My only real complaint is the controls aren’t great. Don’t get me wrong they aren’t bad, they are functional but not much more than that. Mouse and keyboard would probably function much better. Don’t let this discourage you from picking up this excellent title. It is a solid 7/10 and worth the $15 price point. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Wildermyth: Console Edition (Xbox review)

  Wildermyth Console edition is a new tactical RPG from Auroch Digital that they were kind enough to send me. It is always appreciated.

As some of you may have noticed over the years,reviewing games isn’t always a pleasure. Occasionally I am sent a game that I have to slog through and it just kind of makes me hate my life. Then there is the story book world of Wildermyth. Where you can take randomly created characters,or take the time to name and customize them to your liking and get lost in the gameplay that combines turn based strategy combat and a map strategy that reacts to your every move.

Spending too much time securing one area could result in enemies attacking

The basic story (there are a few) starts out with you saving a friend, rival or romantic love interest (your choice) from the city that’s under attack. This will introduce you to the first 2 starter characters and how to do basic attacks or interactions with doors.

From there you meet your third character and how to use this game’s version of magic, which is another quick battle. This is essentially just using items on the map to use different attacks, for example using a candle to set enemies on fire or a tree to hit enemies with vine whips for example.

The game looks and sounds nice and comes with a varsity of difficulty settings and even can be mostly customized which is always appreciated. The combat is fluid and functions well, but unfortunately I do have a small issue. It isn’t game breaking but it is annoying. I’m sure it will be patched soon,and it is so rare that many people probably won’t run into it but I have been able to repeat it.

  While in combat sometimes while using magic the game will just close out, and it always seems to be when using trees to hit bigger enemies. This may have simply been a coincidence but I did get it to work 3 times in the same battle and once more in a different battle, always using a tree against a larger enemy.

Aside from that the game has been great to play through and I am sure I will put many more hours into it. I would score it higher if it weren’t for that,but as of now it’s a 6/10. 8/10 if that glitch were fixed. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead (PS5 Review)

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead from Stormmind Games and Saber Interactive is primarily a stealth game set in the world of the movie franchise, A Quiet Place. In case the name didn’t somehow give that away. They were also nice enough to hook me up with a copy of this one. Normally I appreciate this, but I extra appreciate this one since “my most middle child” affectionately calls themselves loves to watch these movies with me. So being able to continue on in this world with them was a nice treat.

Good Advice

A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead is a very odd enigma in gaming for me. It managed to create a very odd paradox where the game is simultaneously so slow and methodical I found myself bored and not wanting to play, but also on edge watching the phonometer creep its way between the environmental noise and the noise I was making and hoping a monster didn’t just out and eat me.

This is the key component of the game. You can not let the noise you make go higher than the environmental noises or the alien monsters that have taken over the earth will attack you. This requires you to walk very slowly pretty much at all times, and perform every action such as opening doors, drawers, air vents, etc. at a snail’s pace or risk certain death. While this makes for a tense and terrifying experience it doesn’t always make for a fun experience.

Don’t try to fight this thing

None of this makes it a bad game, it does look nice and the horror aspects of it are great. It does feel like You are sneaking through the world trying not to get killed by one of these creatures. And since you are playing as an asthmatic 20 -something year old the decision of hitting your inhaler and possibly alerting the alien or waiting it out can be exhausting.

Always a good time to be quiet

A Quiet Place won’t be for everyone, it is however a solid title. It won’t be winning any Game of the Year titles for example. At about 10 hours of playtime, however, fans of the series won’t be disappointed with the story of Alex and her adventure to find someplace safe for herself. I give it a 7 of 10, best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you gloty.

8 Bit Adventure 2 (PS5 Review)

8 Bit Adventure 2 is an old school turn based RPG sent my way by Ratalaika Games, a company I always appreciate working with. Their titles may be a bit hit and miss at times,and if you are in a hurry to find out if this one is worth buying,this one is definitely a hit.

Love the old humor

Now I should say first this is a sequel and connected to the first game,which I did not play. The game does a great job telling you the story of the first game (I assume) and even lets you name the heroes from the first story. Either way you certainly do not need to play the first game. Basically the original story was that the heroes helped a computer program save the world from certain doom. In the process the female hero (you will name her) saved some orphans and has been looking in on them, and you play as one of these children. She also fell in love with the male hero (you will name him as well) and they lived somewhat happily ever after.

Charlie wants to get strong like the first games heroes

The battles are turned based,like the old SNES games that inspired it. Also like those when, when he overheard a conversation he shouldn’t have and discovered that the woman he looks up to is leaving on a mission to save her lost love, he springs into action in an attempt to help her save one of the first game’s heroes.

Just another town,that will probably burn

Truth be told you won’t see anything new in this game. Turn based battles, buying weapons after grinding out some levels and money to learn new moves or buy items. Even the story is  pretty much save the world from evil. It is however a great nostalgia ride. It is also pretty well written compared to what we played growing up in the 1990s. You are gonna want to check this one out if you love RPGs, especially at it’s price point of around $20. 8/10, best wishes and may the Gaming gods bring you glory.

Drova-Forsaken Kin (Steam and Xbox Review)

Drova is a new action RPG made with Pixel art that Deck 13 and Just2D were kind enough to send me review copies of for both Steam and Xbox. Normally I don’t do this but I’m glad I did on this one because there are a few branching paths so to speak where you can side with one faction or another and it does change how the game plays out a bit. I won’t warn you about where this is because the game makes it obvious and it would spoil some story for you and I avoid that where I can.

Don’t worry those are just NPCs. Unless you annoy them

What I will do is point out differences in the versions of the game. For example graphically I didn’t see any real difference between an average run of the mil computer and my Series S. My friend’s higher end computer seemed to get a more steady frame rate but not enough to choose that over my Series S,and you will definitely want to play this game with a controller.

The game play is also identical with no difference in story. The opening sequence of following druids into the woods, getting lost in fog and waking up alone in Drova doesn’t change. The first person you meet will teach you a few things and you will get a warning about being careful. Take this warning very seriously. I won’t help you avoid the mistake I made but I will tell you even in Drova we should all choose the damn bear.

There’s no reason for this picture other than I like this guy.

  If there is one place this game feels a little flat to me it’s the combat. On PC or Xbox it just felt stiff to me and hard for the wrong reasons. And remember I consider Bloodborne one of the all time best games, I don’t mind hard. But half the time I felt like dodging was just a random activity. And each weapon felt similar with a slightly different speed.

  That’s a minor complaint however when comparing it to the world itself,which is a pretty substantial size and it feels like a living breathing world. This faction hates that faction, some people just want to live in a bar or to run their farms. Monsters will defend their territory against other monsters. I once watched flies fight frogs for no reason other than to see who won.

  The game isn’t perfect,and if you prefer PC over Xbox or Xbox over PC pick your poison because the game plays very well either way. The game won’t be for everyone,but it is a solid 7/10 and I can definitely see this being one of those games that attracts a large following for years to come. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

TCG Card Shop Simulator (Steam Review)

  TCG Card Shop Simulator from OPNeon Games is a rare game that is sent to me that actually surprised me a lot. My friend sent me a video of him playing the game, so of course I asked the fine people over at the company if I could check it out and they were only too happy to send me a copy as the game is still in early access.

So much detail some customers even smell

The concept of the game is simple, you open a card shop, you start with a small amount of money, put up a couple shelves buy some basic card packs, sell them at a reasonable price and make some money. You can also open them to hopefully find more rare cards to sell individually for larger profits. Some cards may be worth a dollar or two but some can be worth thousands.

Build up a nice collection

There is a ton to do here despite how simplistic the game is. Putting in tables for people to sit down and play is a great option for passive income. Build up an assortment of different stock to keep customers happy, from different types of card packs, boxes of those same cards, stuffed animals, starter decks, dice and so much more.

The game has also been updated twice since I started playing it. The first update added board games while the second added the ability for you to add movable trash cans so you can more easily stock your shelves and for customers to review your store.

Reviews help you know what customers want, be it different stock, lower prices,or even if you have too many smelly customers stinking up your store.

While I am still figuring out different strategies for making money, I have seen different people online so assorted things and tried them out myself. For example I’ve noticed simply stocking many of the same items will result in people buying more of them occasionally. Higher priced cards while more profitable will take longer to sell especially when your store is smaller.

  Right now the game cost $12.99 on steam,and if you are a fan of simulator games it’s a must buy, 9/10 game. It is actually as close to perfect as any game I have ever played  with only a few minor issues, occasionally customers will walk through a desk or a wall or some other piece of furniture. I’ve also bumped a box and had it fly across the room like it was its job. It is probably the best early access game I have ever played especially at this price point. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Bloomtown A different Story Xbox Review

   Bloomtown A different story is a game tossed to me by Lazy Bear Games that I feel did a terrible job showing us just how great of a game it was with its initial trailers.

The trailer does a nice job showing you the game, sure. But what is it? Well it is essentially Persona mixed with Earthbound. Your mom and dad separated and your mom sends you to stay with your grandfather for the summer because she has to work. This introduces you to the town of Bloomtown.

Quickly you will be introduced to,well the devil. He isn’t fond of the demons making more work for him basically and he books you up with your own little inner demon to go beat up other demons. You think this is a dream until you stumble on a missing kid in another dimension more or less and use your new demon powers (that you can lend to friends as well) and take it on yourselves to save this kid and others.

This is what leads you on the adventure of a lifetime. When you aren’t growing stuff on your grandfather’s little farm behind the house, trying to collect all the fish in town or solving random crossword puzzles. There are plenty of other things to fill your time when you aren’t hunting demons, saving kids or working your part time job at the local grocery store to earn money to buy replica weapons from the local pawnshop.

  Another great part of the game to me was the battle music,I found myself taking my time picking what to do next in battle just to hear the catchy pop music just a little longer. Which is a good thing because even some of the standard battles can be a bit of a challenge of you fall behind on keeping up to date on gear or simply try to rush through the game without leveling up a bit or picking up supplies. Many spells will combo with each other for extra damage and it is well worth your time to defend for being back your SP to keep those combos going.

It would also be a bad idea to forget that collecting demons even just to level up your favorites is well worth the effort.

Graphically the game is also quite nice with them having a noticeable difference between the real world and the underside which I felt was a nice touch. You will notice I haven’t spent too much time on the story and this was intentional. While there isn’t anything you probably haven’t seen here before, spoiling it wouldn’t be fair of me either as what is here is a treat. RPG fans will love this one and for the price? He game is definitely a 9/10 experience. Best wishes and may the Gaming gods bring you glory.