Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator 2.0 Review

Tinybuild has once again been kind enough to send me a copy of Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator on Steam to check out their new 2.0 update. While it is available on consoles I haven’t played it on those. It does have very positive Steam ratings, and with very good reason.

The game starts out pretty standard, you find an old building and set up a potion shop. There is a small garden to grow basic ingredients, you have a basic alchemy set up and there is a busted machine in the basement. The tutorial will show you different ways to brew a potion. This is a simple thing to do but is super hard to master. Each ingredient will move you along the map towards different effects. You can put multiple effects on a single potion if you want or line up your potion better to make the effects stronger. This will take some practice but it isn’t that hard.

Different customers will want different things and will pay more for effects they want, you may have a high level healing potion, and you may have that recipe saved so you can mass produce them, but they may want a weaker one with only 2 ingredients. They are happy to wait and pay more for what they want.

You also have to decide if you are willing to sell to less reputable people or not. Selling poison to customers trying to get rid of rats is fine, some might be trying to get rid of their husbands and that will encourage others that want to burn down houses to come seeking fire potions. There is good money in it but your shop will get a reputation for being not such a nice place. There isn’t a wrong way to play, it just changes who comes to your shop. So feel free to encourage whoever to show up that you want.

My favorite part of this game is that while it has its challenges, and there are only so many things you can do in a day, the game is pretty relaxing. You never feel like it is all about to come crashing down. If you want to try to finish everything as fast as possible that is a perfectly viable way to play. If you want to sit back, try to collect a ton of herbs and master every potion and just collect money the game doesn’t punish you. I spent 45 minutes just trying to master the health potion for no other reason that I felt like it. The first 7 days in game I spent just trying to maximize my garden and figuring out I was wasting ingredients on poison nobody was buying. I haven’t had this much fun slacking off in a game in a while, and I definitely think you guys will enjoy this one. Solid 8/10. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop Review (Steam)

As always I like to give a shout-out when someone is nice enough to send me a game to review, and Kasedo Games was nice enough to do exactly that with Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop which you can find over on Steam. It is also available on both Xbox and PlayStation.

Another thing I would like to get out of the way is that I am bad at this game. I am truly terrible. This isn’t the fault of the game or its creator, the tutorial while short and sweet, is great. It gives you a quick and easy-to-use reference book that you can access with the push of a button. Each section is quickly accessible and is easy to read and are even outlined with easy-to-read pictures and numbered diagrams. If you want to see how to check a ship’s oil, it shows you on the ship and in the book what tab to look at, etc. They made it almost idiot-proof. Unfortunately, they didn’t plan on my existence.

The story is simple, you work for a giant floating head, you fix ships while your customers hang out in the diner and you charge them for parts and labor. This portion is essentially out of your hands. You can choose between two game modes that you can swap between. Timed where you get paid based on how quick you are and you can do pretty much unlimited jobs per day, or untimed where you can only do 3 jobs a day but you are judged on accuracy.

Fixing parts is pretty straight forward, you got your tools, you take them out, recharge or replace the broken stuff, then put them back in, usually in reverse of how you took them out. You will use a screwdriver and many other things with your mouse just like you would a real one. There are ways to upgrade to powered versions to make this quicker and easier.

Another thing to add, you are supposed to fail at this game, and it is going to happen a lot. You can tell this game was made with love. I will say again, I am not good at this game. I will keep playing it, I doubt I get better at it, but I will keep playing at it. It is sitting at very positive Steam reviews for very good reasons. Without a doubt an 8/10 game that you absolutely should check out. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Breath of Death VII: The Beginning: Reanimated Out Now on PC

This game came out years ago on the X-Box Live Arcade and I know many of you would have missed it. So great news, for about $5 ( or your regional equivalent) you can check this one out now on PC. Here is a quick blurb they sent me about the release, and who knows maybe I will have a review up soon. Stay tuned to find out.

An true upgraded 16-bit retro experience!

Unlockable Adventure-like minigame “Dragonduck Mode”

New OST by HyperDuck SoundWorks (Dust: An Elysian Tail, Cosmic Star Heroine)

Specifically designed to streamline the turn-based RPG experience

Comedy-focused writing and a light-hearted parody of the genre

Low PC specs, HIGH performance!

The Nerd Narrative

Many of you may have noticed I haven’t been writing as much lately. It has been unfortunate but it has been a rough year. I won’t say 2025 will be my year though, that seems to be a curse for people. I did want to let you guys know about the new podcast my buddy Donny, Nick,and myself have started. It is called The Nerd Narrative. It is basically all of us bullshitting about things like video games, movies and monsters. Either way check it out on Spotify.

Chained Echoes Ashes of Elrant DLC 2025

Deck13 Spotlight are ending 2024 with some incredible news.

Chained Echoes was nominated game of the year in Germany 2023 and was acclaimed throughout the world as one special JRPG. Now the awesome announcement of a new experience with DLC that will be released in 2025 across all platforms!

Deck13 Spotlight and Umami Tiger, the newly founded Studio from Matthias Linda, areproud to announce Ashes of Elrant, the official DLC for the masterpiece and award winning indie JRPG Chained Echoes. The expansion will launch in the second quarter of 2025 for PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.
The Crimson Wings are needed once more!
Ashes of Elrant takes players to a new land, away from Valandis. It is set right before the final fight of Chained Echoes so you can prepare yourself for meeting your beloved heroes once again. The Clan of the Crimson Wings has to answer a call for help from the land of Elrant. A land where nothing is as it seems.
Get yourself ready for a new playable character – the White Wolf, visit new areas, fight over 40 new monsters and bosses and listen to 15 new tracks by mastermind Eddie Marianukroh. And also grab yourself a fishing rod – you will need it.

Leave The World Behind

Leave The World Behind, a movie adaptation of the book by the same name, which, no, I did not read and have no intention of reading. Yes people that read the book,I’m sure the book is better. You always say that. This movie clocks in at about 2 and a half hours, so I doubt the 9 weeks it would take me to slog through the book would be better.

  This movie was weird for me. Julia Roberts and Mahershala Ali were fantastic in this movie. They all were. The story itself is great. A family goes on vacation to get away from a life that’s making their parents miserable. The kids are enjoying themselves. It’s well acted.

  Two strangers show up telling tales of a black out which may or may not be true, they may or may not be the owners. There’s some slight racism going on with Julia Roberts’character but it’s kind of understandable given the situation so maybe it isn’t racism it’s just healthy skepticism.

The problem I have honestly was with the pacing of it all. This move felt like it lasted 4 hours. By the time Kevin Bacon’s character shows up again I forgot he was even in the movie to begin with. His scene was pretty tense and his character was very necessary. If the movie was a little shorter I may have even been wondering where he was.

  The movie does have a fantastic story and I don’t want to spoil stuff for you. You will notice I haven’t really said much about anything you won’t see by reading a movie poster. And I will still recommend watching this movie because while it feels long it is worth checking out. Just make sure you bring a drink and popcorn. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Just Go With It (2011l

Honestly if you have ever seen any Romantic Comedy with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston you know what this movie was about. Adam got his heart broken by a woman, he does some insane shit for years.

  He meets Jennifer Aniston,this time she works for him. He meets a woman he actually loves, he convinces Jen to help him fix the horrible situation he created. Some will they won’t they ensues.

Happy Fake Family

The movie has its funny moments but the real star here is just the overall chemistry that Adam and Jennifer have. I always enjoy their movies together because they just seem to enjoy being around each other. It would be super weird to find out they actually hated each other at this point. Shout out to the kids for playing their parts well. The movie is a must see for romantic comedy fans. It doesn’t break any new ground,but it does the entire genre well. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Flocking Hell (Demo)

So I got an email from Sextant Studios which you can find over on Blue Sky ( also feel free to follow me here ) Asking me if I would be interested in checking out their demo, and of course, I was only too happy too.

The game has an odd premise, and I am as the kids say, here for it. Hell has indeed opened up in the fields you call home, and you must connect the cities to defend yourself. You do this in what I can best describe as an auto battler meets strategy game for people who have little time to waste but want to have a hard time mastering something. Also, they grew up loving Minesweeper.

Did I mention, that you play as sheep? Yes, Flocking Hell refers to the fact you are indeed sheep. I do not know or care how these sheep built these full-fledged cities, but they have done it. You click these empty spaces to discover towns then connect them and watch these adorable sheep run to and fro to reinforce each other to defend against the incoming horde and after 80 turns, there will be hell. Sort of, the demons are honestly as cute as the sheep. I love those little guys even when they wreck me, and they did. For two hours I couldn’t get past level 4, I suck at this game. But damn if I don’t enjoy it.

A nice touch is the card system, you get them in between levels ( you do start with a couple) and they do various things like leveling up your cities or showing blocks, etc. They do cost sheep to use but the rewards usually outweigh the cost. I haven’t gotten the chance to use them all and I am far from having mastered the game and its mechanics, but check out the trailer below and absolutely check out the demo over on Steam.

Starbound (Xbox Review)

  Starbound finally made its way over to Xbox and chucklefish was kind enough to toss me a copy to check out which as you all know I always appreciate it.

Starbound starts out on what should be the best day of your character’s life. Graduating from a program that will allow your character to travel the galaxy helps your people survive. Just then, an alien force invaded your world and wiped the place out and you barely escaped with your life.

You and your trust pet make it off the world just in time for your ship to break over a randomly generated world for you to explore. From there you can do pretty much whatever you want.

Build up a small home, improve your gear, fix your ship up and explore the galaxy even more. Anyone familiar with Terraria knows how the game is played.

The game is quite nice to look at and it sounds even better. The sounds are great to listen to as you tinker with little things in your base or as you dog around trying to find something new to build.

My only real complaint is the controls aren’t great. Don’t get me wrong they aren’t bad, they are functional but not much more than that. Mouse and keyboard would probably function much better. Don’t let this discourage you from picking up this excellent title. It is a solid 7/10 and worth the $15 price point. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.