Stolen Realms Xbox review

  Stolen Realms is a tactical RPG from Burst2Flame Entertainment that they were kind enough to send me. I won’t lie,I was intrigued but worried about the low poly style and whether or not it could hold my interest.

  Much of the game is grinding away for loot on the way to the next main mission, which is much more engaging than it sounds. The opening hours are you following your dad’s journal attempting to find him.

Damn mimics

At first not being able to really tell my characters apart drove me up a tree,but as I collected more loot you could see each character take shape with different outfits and weapons. This surprised me and made me want to play more as my team was completely made by me.

   The combat is simplistic but far from easy,at the start you can set up where your characters are starting which really brings out the strategy. Do you put them in an area with a bonus? Split your team? Put your tanks in the front and pepper the enemy with arrows and spells? The answer is yes,but no at the same time. Each major battle felt like it needed a new set up.

I hate spiders.

The game itself however is far from perfect. Dice rolls for events are either broken or I have horrible luck as even low rolls were unsuccessful for most events. Either way this wasn’t very fun for me. This didn’t ruin the fun factor of the game as the consequences were minimal,but it is still worth noting one of these two things did occur.

The sound follows the same pattern as the graphics,low poly/quality BUT this is intentional by design,and it works out well. It won’t be for everyone tho. It is definitely worth trying it out tho, and for me it is a 7/10. RPG fans will enjoy it but it won’t be creating new fans. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Tamarak Trail Xbox Review

Tamarak Trail is a new dice builder roguelike from Yarrow Games and Tinybuild,and they were nice enough to toss me a copy to review.

The game is simple,in theory.  Toss some dice, you get to use the dice roll to attack,add a shield or buff/debuffs depending on how it lands. For example some faces are attacks while others will allow you to add a bleed effect. The dice rolls aren’t as simple as just hitting a button to toss them either (though you can) you can use the thumb sticks to choose where and how hard to toss them.

  While the dice won’t go flying off the table so to speak,you can smack one offer and change your attack. Some even require them to connect to add bonus stacks, though this will make some rolls cost more as well. This is where the strategy really comes into play. Do you risk making a simple attack cost twice as much so you can possibly add stacks of bleed or confusion to an enemy? That’s up to you.

The story is very basic,and I won’t spoil it for you because honestly,I don’t know all of it. I have played a lot of roguelike games before and this one has easily given me the most trouble. That is also 100% a me thing as for the most part the game is fair and well balanced. My issue is I play aggressively and the same points you use to play abilities are the same points that protect your health. They recharge a bit every turn,but when they run out your health can be attacked directly. And while my style of play works well against some enemies,others will kill you quick that way.

 

I don’t have any complaints about the visual or sound style of this game either, both are amazing. They won’t be setting the world on fire but for the style of game it is,it is beautiful.

But the real reason you are here is, should you buy this game? The simple answer is yes, if you like this style of game already. It is definitely for the fans of the genre and not for anyone trying to break into it. As a game for fans,it’s a solid 8/10. For people just wanting to check the genre out,it’s a 6/10. With very little tutorial and a steep learning curve this isn’t for everyone. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Inkulinati Xbox review

Inkulinati is a title that Yaza Games was kind enough to toss me a copy of to review. Huge shout out to them for that.

Inkulinati is a turn based strategy game with an interesting and creative art style. The fun thing about the art style however is it plays directly into the game itself. You control creatures that are drawn onto the pages of a book.

This actually works fairly well, with your creatures being able to collect drops of ink on the book to help create more creatures. These creatures range from rabbits to donkeys and everything in between.

Each creature has its own set of moves,for example the rabbit can essentially fart on people and make them go to sleep. Another more religious character does extra damage to heretics, these are creatures that have attacked them.

The sound is pretty solid as well, nothing to write home about but it does it’s job very well and that’s all that is really needed anyway.

As for the game play. Its ok. The tutorial is quite extensive (thankfully) and will take some time to complete. This teaches you basically everything there is to know about the game. This will come in handy since the game isn’t easy. It isn’t hard but it also isn’t easy. It also wasn’t very interesting to me but I understand why it would be for many.

  I don’t have any real problems with the game,never ran into any sort of bugs or glitches or anything of that sort. I just didn’t find the game fun, despite the humor in the game play. Its a solid 8/10 however, and fans of games like this will want to pick it up or play it on gamepass. Best wishes and may the Gaming gods bring you glory.

Smalland:Survive the Wild PS5 review

Smalland:Survive the Wild is a new survival game on PS5 that Merge Games was kind enough to send me a copy to check out. Obviously a special shout out to them for hooking me up.

With that out of the way, there is a bit to cover. You will start out right after your group (of which you are the only survivor) gets attacked by a wasp. Your job is to survive,meet up with other members of your race that have also finally come above ground,and not get bullied by the local wild life.

For starters the game looks great. I loved just taking in the scenery or watching the butterflies go about their day and once followed a lady bug around to see what it would do. (Not much for the record,it’s just a bug) They really paid attention to the little things it seems as when night comes you don’t see too many of the non hostile creatures around because they are replaced with more violent entities, even if it’s just a nocturnal lady bug.a

The sound is another place the game shines at. Hearing a bee fly overhead is surprisingly scary when you are maybe an inch or 2 tall and can ride insects. Storms will occasionally rage in the sky and you need to hide out, because again at that size even a raindrop can be devastating. I remember not long after I started simply sitting in my makeshift leaf house waiting for a stop to pass. This process doesn’t take long,you won’t waste much real time thankfully.

The building is also simple and intuitive,and finding materials is easy since your characters actually have a special ability to help see materials and enemies on the screen. Not that they are hard to find anyway,but it is a nice touch.

Nothing is perfect tho and I feel like the enemies have a weird jump to them. The earlier ants are pretty easy to deal with but it isn’t long before you run into bigger threats like beetles and bees, and to really get into the story of the game you need to traverse through areas you may not be ready for. Bees also hang out around some of the great trees and make leaving your base more challenging than it should be if you aren’t prepared, and you won’t be if you pick the wrong great tree.

None of this takes away from the enjoyment of the game though,in fact for many this will only make it better. This is definitely one of the better survival games on PS5, and a must buy for fans of the genre. 8/10, pick this one up and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Trail of Cold Steel 3/4 PS5

NIS america was kind enough to toss me a copy of the upcoming PS5 releases of Trials of Cold Steel 3 and 4. Something important to note here is if you are buying them digitally they are 2 separate purchases but retail they do come packaged together.

  Another thing to note here is while this is without a doubt the definitive way to play these titles, if you have already purchased them I truthfully cannot see a reason to buy the PS5 versions.

Both games follow the story of Rean and Class 7 as they deal with the aftermath of the war. This is also a decent point to jump into the series as it does start essentially a new part of the story that the first 2 games dealt with.(I still recommend starting at 1 tho)

The games look and play beautifully and come with all the released DLC items. This is fantastic and does add a lot to the game (mostly nice cosmetics)

The turn based combat is also beautiful and has always been the highlight of the series for me.

  As for the big question, should you buy this game? Yes, 9/10. Any RPG fan should pick this up if you haven’t already. If you have, only die hard fans will want to upgrade in my opinion. Best wishes and may the Gaming gods bring you glory.

Persona 3 Reload First Impressions

This is going to be far from a full review,but after spending about 20 hours with it I think it’s a good time to talk about how I feel about this one.

First,I loved the original and still count Persona 3 FEZ as one of the best JRPGs of all time. Reload obviously had a lot to live up to.

Now for starters the graphics look great. Not the best obviously but for a remaster of a game so old I didn’t expect some sort of ground breaking graphics simply an upgrade and it is a massive one.

Classroom shenanigans return

The gameplay is of course where this game shines,and the day to day activities of increasing social links or stats like courage, intelligence or charm. This is a very addictive loop,if you allow yourself to connect with the characters themselves. The old couple in the book store aren’t very interesting to me but my friend loves them because they remind them of their grandparents. On the other hand, getting to know the classmate dating a teacher is great to me not because I relate to him but simply because of how nonchalant the whole thing seems to be.

Always find the weak spot

Combat is fluid, tho not always very difficult unless you are playing on the harder difficulty setting where hitting weak spots and using Buffs/Debuffs along with negative status effects becomes very important. One of the first bosses was stomping me into the ground until I managed to poison them. A few rounds later they were dead.

This is where things get interesting tho, many people rush through the tower simply to get back to the story. Others ignore much of the side story stuff for the tower. I love that because it means the game has something for most people,or like me I will lose close to 100 hours trying to do it all. With the game on gamepass, there isn’t a good reason not to try this one out. Best wishes,and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Dead Man’s Diary PS5 Review

Dead Man’s Diary is a narrative survival game released by TML-Studios and they were kind enough to send me a copy to review. I have to say I was really excited to play this one and check it out.

That excitement was met with a beautiful game with a world that felt pretty empty. I never felt like I was in any real danger. Collecting supplies was a chore because every new section requires you to recollect basic things to build a camp fire and a place to sleep. None of which had any real variety or ability to make your own.

The sounds and music were fantastic however. Walking through the woods or exploring abandoned cities you could hear the creek of wood from old houses or windmills or the wind blowing through the trees. While the world is alive,there simply isn’t much to do.

The controls themselves aren’t bad but could be clunky at times when trying to jump over things that look like you should be able to get over but can’t. Having to use a Geiger counter to examine any food or water you find is an interesting idea, but having to switch back and forth between that and your flashlight so much is quite honestly just annoying.

The news isn’t all bad however. The game goes heavy on the narrative and this will keep many people invested in the game. It starts out with your character explaining that a nuclear war ended society and the time period people were expected to be in the bunkers was wrong. As a result lots were drawn to see who would be kicked out of the bunker to make sure there is enough supplies for everyone else,and you are the lucky winner of a permanent eviction.

This trend of your character telling his story or commenting on things around him continues and it is where the game shines the most. This however will not be enough for everyone,and that’s ok. For me if you like survival games this one is a huge disappointment but if you like narrative adventures the story is quite interesting. For me it’s a 6/10, and survival fans are better off looking elsewhere for their survival needs. Narrative fans however will find some enjoyment. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Devil Inside Us: Roots of Evil PS5 Review

Devil Inside us:Roots of Evil is another narrative based game that is built strongly on story and revolves around an exorcist that is recognized by the Vatican itself. The story starts in 1984 and jumps quickly to the future when you will return as an old man attempting to help a family against an evil in the home.

Everything isn’t always as it seems

If this sounds like something out of most horror movies,you would be right. It does more or less follow a tried and true formula set up by Hollywood for generations.

I have very mixed feelings about this game,it looks solid and the story while not attempting to reinvent the wheel does enough to make itself standout in a genre that is pretty over done.

The power of…wait wrong movie

My biggest issue with the game is honestly I just didn’t enjoy it. Our priest walks slowly, which makes sense for a guy in his 70’s, figuring out where to go was really just a matter of aimlessly walking around the house end it’s yard, and it was too easy to just die because your exorcism powers ran out at the wrong time and you didn’t have the item needed to replenish them.

These complaints about the gameplay are admittedly just my personal issue. The game has 100% very positive reviews on Steam and it definitely doesn’t shy away from what they are doing with the story as finding a dead body isn’t uncommon. For me the game just wasn’t fun and part of that was the slow movement and lack of any real direction. The story however is its saving grace,and that’s what is important for the game. A solid 6/10. It wasn’t for me,but many will love it. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

Lil’ Guardsman Xbox Review

Lil’ Guardsman is the newest release from my friends over at Hilltop Studios publishing and the great people over at Tinybuild Versus Evil, and once again they were kind enough to toss me a review copy of the game. Huge shout out to them for once again trusting me with top secret information. (I mean video games)

First thing I want to get out of the way is that Lil’ Guardsman is above all a narrative based game. You won’t be swinging swords or hurling magic etc. You will spend most of your time in a guardhouse using your tools and common sense to decide who can come into the town and who can not.

 All of these decisions matter however. Let the wrong person in and it can end the game early, it is also completely possible to say the wrong thing and have your guardhouse burned down. I discovered this when I decided screwing with the very obvious arsonist went wrong.

One of the many machines you can use in this game is a truth serum that will make people tell you exactly why they are coming to your town, sort of. Later in the game you may or may not come across people that can resist it. (you will) and you will need a crystal to use each tool. These aren’t hard to come across but you wont get enough to power every tool every day or multiple times so make your choice on who and when to use them count.

The story itself is what matters here. The graphics are nice and perfect for what we are playing here and the sound is great. But the part that matters is the story, and honestly between the interesting story and the cute and hilarious dialogue this game is a great 9/10. I loved my time with this one and have no issue recommending it to others, with one small note. If you have never played or enjoyed a narrative game before, this is one of those rare games that could change your mind. It isn’t hard to get into or understand and there is plenty of reason to try new things. Best wishes and may the gaming gods bring you glory.

The Callisto Protocol

You know its either got to be a really epic masterpiece or an atomic dumpster fire to bring me back and yet here I am. I followed the Callisto Protocol for quite a while, praying it would fill the void left in Dead Space’s absence. The gore, the aesthetic, the monsters seemed to be there but what horrors I found at Black Iron Prison were more than even I bargained for.

Jacob Lee is a space courier on his way to complete what should have been his last ride after being promised a huge payday. That is until his ship is boarded by what he first believes are pirates, who turn out to be terrorists related to a biological attack. Jacob dispels the terrorists but his ship crashes on Callisto, one of Jupiter’s moons. His cargo is intact but his shipmate is dead. Help comes quickly from Black Iron prison, taking Jacob against his will. Stranded and in the cruel prison’s grasp, all hell breaks loose when an unknown mutagen runs rampant through the prison, turning the guards and inmates into gruesome monsters. Can Jacob escape the moon with his sanity and his life?

Callisto may be trying super hard to be the spiritual successor to the Dead Space and if not for one glaring problem it might have passed as a dimestore knockoff. It’s not scary whatsoever, desperately relying on jump scares and gore that lose their steam early and become just plain damn annoying. The voice acting work is good but the characters never did much to grab me. The game does look good, which is the best compliment I can give it. The ultimate downfall comes in the bonkers ass gameplay. The game is first and foremost a melee brawler with one of the most bizarre control schemes I’ve used in a long, long time; once you shut your brain off, the combat is honestly pretty mindless. If that wasn’t enough, there are a lot of bullshit deaths that occur; at least the death scenes are ultra-bloody. In the end, The Callisto Protocol is a C rate knockoff of a horror classic that might be ok for a discount playthrough but I wouldn’t go suggest going past $20 at the absolute most (yes, I bought it day one for 60 and yes I did kick myself in the ass thank you very much). May the gaming gods bring you all glory.